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| Monday, September 20th, 2004 | | 11:13 pm |
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| Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 | | 3:31 pm |
The Somewhat Decent Political Test
Describe your stance on: Abortion: Not Good Affirmative Action: Rascist Age of Consent: I think the set rate of 17 is pretty good. Animal Testing: is terribly sad. we should go back to the german 40's style and only test on jews Death Penalty: the most hypocritical idea ever, and downright retarded Downloading Music/Movies: the ridiculous pricing of a film or a cd has had a negative effect on the industry, pirating. its only fair. Drug Decriminalization: Legalizing drugs would stop kids from doing it. kids can get pot easier than they can a beer. Factory Farming: bad Free Trade: communist didnt need free trade and neither do i, suckers Funding of Arts: YES YES YES. the lack of money for new museums, theatres, art house, etc is a travesty. Gay Marriage: Its their right Gun Control: hillbillys with guns just hoping a "negro" steps on their property so they can use it is a bad idea. Immigration: I feel the level of immigration control in America is good. though its sad that conditions are so bad in other countries that it needs to happen Hardcore Pornography: hey, just so long as the donkey and midget agree to do it, i see no harm Human Cloning: one day there shall be an entire army of Zach's....one day Miltary Draft: If its ABSOLUTELY neccasary than we have no choice. However that does not refer to invading countries because George W. doesnt like them. Minimum Wage: it has been raised mere pennys over the past 50 years while inflation goes up whole dollars every decade. Prostitution: we all need to make a living School Vouchers: great for inner city youth good at basketball, they can play for harvard now. Taxes: bush's tax cuts are retarded. i hate losing 50 bucks from every paycheck, but taxes are a neccisity United Nations: good Universal Health Care: a good plan in theory, but somewhat harder in reality. War on Terrorism: as futile as the war on ants. Welfare: a must have in our country after bush's economic crash. if i need to pay a few dollars so that familys are able to actually eat, then i'll manage. |
| Saturday, August 14th, 2004 | | 1:10 pm |
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| Monday, July 26th, 2004 | | 5:45 pm |
mourning
nikki's gone and im sad. Current Mood:  sadCurrent Music: major tom - david bowie |
| Thursday, July 15th, 2004 | | 2:28 pm |
Take this nikki :-P
 BEAUTIFUL ICE PRINCESS/PRINCE .You need distance between you and your partner in your relationship. You are very difficult to get. You have big requirements and this one you love must try hard to get you. But after she/he melt your heart she/he will be the most happy person in the world. You need someone who shoes you that you are special and it makes you feel good to see that you are loved. She/He shall know that you could easily get another girl/boyfriend but you wont as long as you love him. when she/he hurts you you will hurt him too, but in general you dont get hurt. If your partner cheated you ,you would react cold and immediately (try to) forget him PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my quiz, I worked hard on it.You can always message me or tell me how I can improve that quiz. Ill sure write back. ~THE big LOVE TEST!! What do you need? With PICS! For girls and boys!~ brought to you by Quizilla Current Mood:  sickCurrent Music: Rock the Casbah - The Clash |
| Thursday, July 8th, 2004 | | 3:25 pm |
Pulp Fiction
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You don't tolerate shit. The .45 you carry in you pocket is scary, but your words are the real threat, especially when you decide to get Biblical. Try to take it easy, but maintain that edge of yours, which tends to keep people wary in your presence.
Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.
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| Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 | | 3:55 pm |
Fahrenheit 9/11
Provocative, controversial, and funny as shit. im pumped to see the latest addition in the Michael Moore installment. tearing down the quizi retarded bush campaign. with the scenes such as Moore trying to recruit congressmen to enlist their children in the military. or the 11 minute pause were bush continues to read to a group of school children after hearing the news of the 9/11 attack. it should be exciting. Current Mood:  excitedCurrent Music: The Times They Are A Changin' - Bob Dylan |
| Monday, June 21st, 2004 | | 3:05 pm |
Breaking News!!!
my 10 month anniversary with nikki today. hooray. next come the kids. followed immediately by the physical abuse. im excited for what the future brings. Current Mood:  quixoticCurrent Music: velvet underground - white light/white heat |
| Wednesday, June 16th, 2004 | | 3:17 pm |
My Plans For Bettering Mankind
1.)Shoot Rush Limbaugh *more to come Current Mood: amusedCurrent Music: Franz Ferdinand - In the Darkness of the Matinee |
| Thursday, June 3rd, 2004 | | 1:41 pm |
A Day in the Life of Zach Dostovesky
Well i realized that i dont use this that often and i suppose its because i just put the things in my life that i think might matter to people who read it. and since im quickly realizing there are very few of those things, iv decided to just tell you things important to me. so to begin with i got to go on a splendid date with the love of my life last night to ralphs pizza, and today we are going to a movie, i am excited. i have also decided what im spending my first paycheck on. also very exciting. i will continue to give you minute by minute details of my fast past exciting life as often as possible. oh by the way i dont work again till saturday. whoo hoo! Current Mood: (inappropriately)Current Music: social distortion - ring of fire |
| Thursday, May 27th, 2004 | | 1:44 pm |
Schools out forever....
last day of school finally. skank is comming this weekend for all you prof. skank fans out there and i will be spending the summer burning dvd's on dan harts dvd burner, spending time with the love of my life, and also work work working. hoorah money. this should be an exciting three months. hopefully i find a decent job this summer. oh well Current Mood: chipperCurrent Music: misfits - bullet (suck suck jackie suck!!!) |
| Monday, May 24th, 2004 | | 7:13 pm |
Miss Me?
well im back and good news. I HAVE A JOB. im working at baskin robbins 31/dunkin donuts on 67th and beardsley. i have been informed that 18 camera's watch me night and day and if caught giving out free food i will be fired or arrested, depending on what mood they are in. thus im looking for a job out of nazi germany. but it is summer so there will be much partying. hoorah! Current Mood:  tiredCurrent Music: franz ferdinand - take me out |
| Sunday, May 9th, 2004 | | 10:01 pm |
running down a dream. -god is it exhausting Current Mood: accomplishedCurrent Music: T petty and the heartfuckers |
| Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 | | 4:59 pm |
The people Sammee offered to kill for more
-Jackie Kennedy (the person not the cat) -John Malkovich -James Lipton -Johnathon Taylor Thomas -Jamie Lee Curtis This is just a small section from the J's on the book iv written of everyone i want dead. Current Mood: moroseCurrent Music: Butterfly masticating |
| Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | | 9:17 pm |
J O B
im looking for a job. how awful. i need mad cash and my semen cant get me enough. if anyone is looking for a house servant and high priced sexual partner let me know. Current Mood: depressedCurrent Music: modest mouse - float on |
| Wednesday, April 28th, 2004 | | 8:33 pm |
Prognosis: Death
the sad, unsettling news is in. i have a brain tumor. this is self diagnosed so if i dont end up dying in the next few months dont get mad. its just a guess. if theres anything you would like to tell me for/ ask for in my will, let me now quickly before i kick the bucket. also give funeral ideas, the best one my get used. Current Mood: depressedCurrent Music: The Doors - The End |
| Sunday, April 25th, 2004 | | 4:48 pm |
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| Monday, April 19th, 2004 | | 9:12 pm |
Dead baby jokes!!!!!
Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties. Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: The same baby three weeks later. Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? A: Floaties with a slashed baby. Current Mood: hungryCurrent Music: Stone Temple Pilots |
| Saturday, April 17th, 2004 | | 2:51 pm |
The Gnome
I want to tell you a story About a little man If I can. A gnome named Grimble Grumble. And little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine. He wore a scarlet tunic, A blue green hood, It looked quite good. He had a big adventure Amidst the grass Fresh air at last. Wining, dining, biding his time. And then one day - hooray! Another way for gnomes to say Hoooooooooray. Look at the sky, look at the river Isn't it good? Look at the sky, look at the river Isn't it good? Winding, finding places to go. And then one day - hooray! Another way for gnomes to say Hoooooooooray. Hooooooooooooooray. Current Mood: crazyCurrent Music: Floyd |
| Thursday, April 15th, 2004 | | 4:35 pm |
slept till 2 today. take that fascist school system. Current Mood: awakeCurrent Music: i fought the law - The Clash |
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